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We're all doomed.
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We're all doomed.
Behold! The RockPatch Prophecy! Not worthy

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Leading modding scientists have dated it back to the year 55 AD, and believe the message to be as follows:

The War Completes 30 / Of The Same Kind: Referring to a point in time, the day when a thirtieth version of RockPatch is released.
Once Massacres / A Mistake: Referring to the crude, bug-prone way the original hacks were coded.
The Macroscopic / Ministry of War: Assuming "the war" refers to YR with RockPatch, and seeing a ministry of something as the ruling instance over it, "The Macroscopic Ministry of War" would, of course, refer to Electronic Arts, "the big ruling instance over Yuri's Revenge".

Therefore implying that, once 30 versions of RockPatch are released, EA will strike with a vengeance.

Then again, it could also refer to the broader picture:
The War Completes 30 / Of The Same Kind: "The War" could refer to the Command & Conquer franchise, making the point in time the release date of the thirtieth Command & Conquer game (somewhere around 2010).
Once Massacres / A Mistake &&
The Macroscopic / Ministry of War: Could be read together this time, referring to the way EA destroyed the series - Once Massacres, A Mistake by The Macroscopic Ministry of War.

Note that The War Completes 30 / Of The Same Kind could also refer to something much more imminent - Tiberium Wars. The third (3.0) game of the Tiberian Universe (Of The Same Kind).

Of course, our scientists are only human. What is your interpretation of this? Wink




EDIT: http://bugs.renegadeprojects.com/view.php?id=29 for all who don't get it.

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27.08.2006 18:28:32
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RE: We're all doomed.
Now, Ren, don't take it THAT serious Wink - this is just a basic storyline for a "Harry Potter mod" !!
I already imagine - curses replacing radiation, brooms taking off from the airfields, and magical unicorns and dragons instead of tanks !
Fascinating !! LOL
28.08.2006 20:59:22
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RE: We're all doomed.
*shudder*

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28.08.2006 21:01:52
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