The Nine Commandments of NO MA'AM
Al Bundy with the sacred Nine Commandments of Ironhead Haynes

  1. It is okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays"!
  2. It is wrong to be French!
  3. It is okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder!
  4. Lawyers: see rule three!
  5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes!
  6. Everyone should car pool but me!
  7. Bring back the word "stewardesses"!
  8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport!
  9. Mudwrestling is a sport!